my dream best friend.

Part of the appeal of the female celebs we all love, is that we all are first to declare--

IF SHE KNEW ME, WE WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS.

Mindy Kaling? DUH.

J. Law? No Brainer.

T.Swift? #squadgoals to the max. count me in for your next video.

It'll likely never happen but we need everyone to know what level of cool we are on.

Another one at the top of my celeb bff list is my girl Anna Kendrick. After seeing her in Pitch Perfect 2 last weekend, where she totally #crushedit {in the words of Fat Amy}-- I was reminded once again was a bad ass pitch she is. Okay I'm done, the puns will stop now.

Amazing singer, incredible actress, professional lip syncer (yes I was there for that episode of #LipSyncBattle and yes she's that tiny in real life), and above all hilarious tweeter.

Here are some my favorite tweets because it seems Anna Kendrick just really gets me.

If you don't follow her on Twitter- do so right MEOW.

oh and follow me too because Anna and I are basically besties and I'm hysterical.

-jess

HOW DARE YOU?

So it's fair to say that Mindy Kaling is a personal hero of mine. My blog only has a handful of posts and she's referenced in at least a third of them. After her book came out she became widely popular but I'd like to note that I've loved her since The Office.

One of my favorite Kelly Kapoor moments came in season 4 when her on-again off-again bf Ryan returns to Scranton with his fancy new corporate job and pretends she doesn't even exist.  So when he asks if anyone has anyone questions, she uttered these powerful words- How Dare You?

Now 4 years later on The Mindy Project, Mindy has continued to use the dramatic and hilariously phrase. Which leads to me my weekly rant where I get to air some of my grievances asking the simple question, a la Mindy, How dare you?

- to all slow walking people on the streets of New York, especially those who feel the need to take up the whole side walk

 - when cab drivers that take you through Times Square

- people who think their time is more valuable than yours

- people who just "don't really watch tv" [I just don't understand that]

- Brunches that aren't bottomless

Have something to get off your chest or someone you are dying to tell off? Share your "how dare you?" moments in the comments.

--hope everyone survives the rest of this week--

-Jess